Bad Dad Joke of the Day # 399

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  1. One day a little pig walked into a bar. He asked the bartender for a beer, and after drinking it he asked where the toilet was.
    The bartender told him where it was and off walked the pig.
    Then another little pig walked in and he also asked the bartender for a beer. After drinking it, he too asked where the toilet was. Once again the bartender gave him directions and off walked the pig.
    Then yet another little pig walked into the bar and asked for a beer, which he drank. Then the bartender asked him, “Don’t you want to know where the toilet is?”
    The pig replied, “No, I’m the little pig that went wee wee wee all the way home”.

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